- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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