- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

womens rights.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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