Whats the leading cause of death Life.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

The Morman Religion.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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