- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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