"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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