Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is black and has no education A tire.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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