Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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