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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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