- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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