Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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