- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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