What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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The Labour Party.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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