Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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womens rights

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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i'm hard

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A fat guy!

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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