Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Phew... it's gone.

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