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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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