why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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