Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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