Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Chlamydia

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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