What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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read this sentence again.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Praise Paisley

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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