- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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