What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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