A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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