Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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