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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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