- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

school homewrok

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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