- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

like if your cool

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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