- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Peas

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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