How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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