Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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