- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

9/11 my birthday

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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