- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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