Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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dat shoe shine tho

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Knock Knock.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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