- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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