What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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