- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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