- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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