Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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