Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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My mom

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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american idol

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What's just not right? Left

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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