Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Read a Book.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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