Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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civil rights

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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