Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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