Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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