Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Andoni was here

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Anti Joke

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