- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Women's rights.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

i wonder who made this website? a human

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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