See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

womens rights

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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