Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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