"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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