- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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