knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call an arab ?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Haha, I get it..

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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