theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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