- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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