How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why didn't he finish his

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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