- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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