Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Gustavo Andrade

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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