what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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roses are red poo is poo

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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