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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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roses are red poo is poo

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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