Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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