- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

My cat just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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