- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Justin beiber comment if u get it

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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