Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Knock Knock.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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