- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Hello.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

you will like this because i am black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.