I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Get on the boat.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

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