A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Andoni was here

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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