- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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