Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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