- Anti Joke

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.