What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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