- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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