Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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