why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Justin Bieber

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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