knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

womens rights.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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