What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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