Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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