John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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