what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

hola said the chinese man

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats 1+1? window!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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