A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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