Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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