- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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