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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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