What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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