What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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