Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A women in the kitchen.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...