Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Jordan is pregant

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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