Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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