What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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