Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why? Because.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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