You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do I hate? people

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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