Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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