Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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