2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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