- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

the lemon was sweet.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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