Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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haha black people :D

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Weaner

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do I hate? people

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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