- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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