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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

One, two, three, four and five

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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