- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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