- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Black people having a Job.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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