Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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