Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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