- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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