- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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