- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Communism hehe xd

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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