Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's 1+1? 69.

Anti Jokes = Drained

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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