A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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