- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

i saw amango it splootered

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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