A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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