an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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haha black people :D

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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