5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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