- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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