How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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