Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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