Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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