- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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