- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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