Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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