why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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