- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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