- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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