- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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