Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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