What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Pain Olympics.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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