roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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