Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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