Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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