- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What happened to my sunglasses?

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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