- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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