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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

there once was a frog with no leggs

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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