Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What does? 42

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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