- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

no rasist joks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

well use a tissue!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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