Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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