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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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