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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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