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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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