- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How old are you? 7

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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