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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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