What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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