- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Want to hear a joke? No.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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