Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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