A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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