- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

God is real.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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