A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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