- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

homosexual rights to marriage

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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