- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Go away still nothing to see

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Yellow People !!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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