a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your big dick.

Potassium? K.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

sky silverstein

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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