- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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