- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

ever tried african food? they neither

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

united we sit, cause we're fat

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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