Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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