Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Weaner

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Pain Olympics.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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