Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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