- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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