- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

The New York Giants

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Communism hehe xd

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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