What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

your mom gave me head.....phones

haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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