- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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