- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

whats green and lives in the water

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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