- Anti Joke

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

All of these jokes are about white people

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.