- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Knock knock. Its open.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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