- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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