Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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black people swimming

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Anti Joke

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