A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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