- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's red and can sing? Elmo

bangers and mash?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Killing your friend as a joke.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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