- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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