Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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