How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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