- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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