whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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