- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

whats black? the colour

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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