- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Women's rights.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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