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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a black man pays his child support

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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