how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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