A miserable man committed suicide.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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