Pickle

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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bite me

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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