- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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