How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

I'm hungry.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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