Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Knock knock. Its open.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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