Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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roses are red poo is poo

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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