whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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