- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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