Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

can you pass the soap?

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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