- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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