Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Want to hear a joke? No.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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