What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Knock Knock.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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