You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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