- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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