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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

It's all Taggart

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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