What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Go away still nothing to see

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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