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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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