Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

time to spruce up!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Fat? Jesse Z

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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