Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

women's rights

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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