What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A house comes around the corner.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

race-car = rac-ecar

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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