chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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guess what? bannanas

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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