- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Jesus Christ

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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