- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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