Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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